And the Oscar goes too…

Here are some ramblings of mine on the Oscars last night…

First off, what the fuck happened to Macaulay Culkin? He looked so creepy in the John Hughes tribute. It looks like a layer of skin was just pulled over a skeleton and nothing was put in-between. I thought that was the Crypt Keeper on stage when I first saw him. Chills.

Overall, I really liked the show. I though Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin did a good job. It was funny and well-paced. I didn’t find myself bored like I was half way through the Grammys.

I was happy to see Jeff Bridges win. I just like the guy and I’m a Big Lebowski fan. Besides he actually deserved best supporting actor for his role in Iron Man.

I am utterly confused by Sandra Bullock winning. She actually looked pretty confused about it herself, and I think she got it absolutely right when she asked whether she wore everyone down. Honestly, that girl who played Precious should have won. Though perhaps nobody told her that the Oscar isn’t gold foil covering milk chocolate, and maybe they were worried about a choking liability. Happy to see Mo’Nique win and thought her acceptance speech was well done.

My dreams of Lindsay Lohan winning an Oscar so that I sex tape of her masturbating with it would come out didn’t happen this year. I’ll keep my fingers crossed for next year.

The Olympics are Over

Good! I’ll be honest… the Olympics bore me to death. I couldn’t really care less. I mean do any of you actually follow any of these sports (besides hockey) the years in between the Olympics? Really? You’re all going to be watching curling from now until 2014? And why did curling become such a popular sport this year? It’s basically shuffle board on ice. I don’t see ESPN on cruise ships following the greatest matches of the year. What is clear to me is that the key to making any of these sports popular is to stick a hot person on the team. That’s the real reason why people started paying attention to curling. There were teams with hot girls on it. Period.

I also don’t like the Olympics because it brings attention to the Special Olympics. I think that is the most cruel event on the planet. Sure it’s great if you’re a downie with a great pair of legs and you win a medal. But what if you’re one of the hundreds that lose? Now you’re the worst of the retards. How good does that make you feel? Not very, I’d guess. And besides, I’m sure even if they do win a medal, 80% of them are just trying to eat it afterwards.

Ok, I’ll tell the truth. I was going through a bit of a lost period in my life and felt like I wasn’t worth anything and had no skills. So I pretended to be retarded for a year so I could get into the Special Olympics. I thought for sure that once I got there, I would kick ass! As it turned out, I still lost at everything. I wasn’t even retarded, yet I was still the worst of the retards. Needless to say, it was a little humiliating so perhaps I’m just venting out.

Either way, I’m glad they’re over. Back to porn…

Sen. Bunning Single-Handedly Blocks Extension of UnEmployment Benefits

This is an outrage! Read here. Sen. Bunning alone blocked the extension of unemployment benefits in the senate. He claims he has no problem with the extension as long as it’s paid for. Well, you fucking economic genius, look at it like this… an extension of unemployment benefits will keep thousands Americans afloat giving them a better opportunity to find employment and then become a contributor to the tax base. Or you can just deny them benefits and run the risk of them becoming homeless and long-term wards of welfare and the state while also impeding their ability to find work further sapping tax dollars. Use your fucking head you douchebag. This is serious. People are getting evicted. They can’t buy food. They have children to care for. They have healthcare to pay for. So I hope you had a nice lunch today, Senator. Did you pay for it with the salary supported by tax dollars? People need to write this fucker now. You can do so here.

Sex, Sex, Women’s Roller Derby, and a Nudists Party

It was quite the weekend for me. I had a playfriend over Friday night. We had a good time, but she kept me up until 5 am and I had to get up to meet another playfriend that afternoon. You may soon see a bit of her on my site. We’re discussing doing couples webcam shows together. So if you’d like to watch some live fucking, stay tuned. By Saturday evening, I was exhausted and hit the hay early. Sunday though I woke-up fresh as a daisy. And it was a good thing I did as it was a busy day. Met my friend Lisa to head over to the UIC Pavilion to see some kick-ass women’s roller derby courtesy of the Windy City Rollers. My friend Julia skates for them, and she’s never looked hotter. Oh the dirty things that run through my mind when I see her! From there, I battled a cold-wet blizzard to go to a nudists party. It’s a new group in the Chicago area that I was recently introduced to, so I thought I’d check it out. I came a little late given the derby, so the party was dying down a bit. The people were very nice and the group is in its infancy stage. I see potential though. I’m very happy I went and may try to hang out a bit more with them to see where it goes. I’d love to start an organized petition to get an official clothing-optional beach in Chicago, so this may be a good base. Well, I have some housework to get done today and tomorrow will be filled with more fucking with my potential webcam partner. We’re talking to some photographers now about getting a shoot together, so hopefully I’ll have some nice hard-core photos to share with you soon.

Just Fuck Me Already!

I had an interesting sexual encounter last night. I hooked-up with this girl who was pretty interesting and fun. The sex was good, but there was something odd. We would fuck, she would orgasm, and then she would have to take a break! Now I’ve been with women who orgasm, and then their pussy becomes super-sensitive  and they don’t want to be touched there for a minute or so. But usually we continue in some other way together. This girl, however, got all union-break-rules on me though. She’d take a breather, have a cigarette, make a drink, all while I lay there stroking my cock waiting to start fucking again. Talk about ruining the flow. Do you know how aggravating it is to be all worked-up in the moment, cock throbbing, building to orgasm, and then she says time-out?! It’s like going sky diving and then wanting to stop for awhile before finishing your fall. Women… I implore you… if you’re going to fuck, please commit to it. If you want multiples, but need to have tea-time in between, use something with batteries.

Jamie Gillis – RIP

February 19, 2010 is a sad day for the adult industry. It lost one of its greats, Jamie Gillis. Since the 1970s, Jamie Gillis has been a staple male performer, and made every project he appeared in special. He embodied a genuine, raw sexuality, and never let sexual stereotypes or stigmas affect him. He was a true pervert and innovator in adult entertainment, the father of gonzo films. Not only did Jamie contribute genuine sexuality to his projects, the guy could act. He turned pornos into movies, and set-ups for sex scenes into an actual story. Not only is he my all-time favorite male performer, but he starred in my all-time favorite adult movie, The Opening of Misty Beethoven. It’s hard to imagine this industry without Jamie. Anyone who is a part of it today or in the future owes a great debt to Jamie Gillis for his contribution to the development of the adult industry as we know it today.

The negatives of being a male porn performer

I get asked a lot about doing porn. How to get into it? What companies to work for? Etc., etc. I’ve always said though that I’ve talked more people out of doing porn than I have to do porn. Once you do a scene and it’s published in some way, whether on the internet or dvd, there are consequences that come with it. I want my blog to be informative, so in this entry I would like to discuss some of those ramifications.

First, consider relationships. It can be a challenge to find a significant other okay with the fact that your job today is to go on a set and fuck another person. Personally, I’ve always viewed the sex I’ve had for projects as work. It’s not  to say that I haven’t enjoyed it at times. But the sex is for a project, and the relationship is professional. We don’t call or text each other, go on dates, or do special things for each other. Not every significant other may understand that though, and it is difficult to not develop jealousies. I’ve dated many girls who say they wouldn’t have a problem with it, but then when a project came along her attitude changed. And I think it’s understandable. Sometimes I meet women who find it just plain gross and perverted. I’ll never win them over. Then there’s the situation where you do meet a girl who is okay with it, but the question comes up, “If you have opportunities to have sex with other people, why can’t I?” and that’s a hard question to answer. In one sense, I have no problem with it… if you’re doing it for work. On the other hand, if she’s suggesting that sex in her personal life with a different person is the same as sex for a project… well, I just don’t agree. So you have to be willing to develop a mutually satisfying compromise. Don’t get me wrong. I have no problems meeting girls, getting sex from girls, or even finding one to date. But actual relationship do present challenges.

Related to romantic relationships, being a porn performer may cause schisms in friendships. Some of the issues are the same as in romantic relationships. There are friends who just find porn and doing porn distasteful. I know I’ve lost some great friends because of my adult work. However, it’s a passion of mine, and I’ve also met many great friends because of my adult work. I regret losing some close people in my life, and the only way I can reconcile that is to believe that perhaps they weren’t the best friends for me if they can’t share or at least respect my interest in sex and porn.

And let’s not forget family. How will your mother or father feel about the fact that you fuck on film for money? I’m fortunate in that my father is very supportive. However, my mother actually has no idea. At least, I don’t think so. I’m not quite sure how she’d react to it. I’m not quite sure I’d like to find out. As a result though, a distance is created between us. Porn is such a big part of my life, and it’s a part that I don’t feel like I want to share with her. It’s has an enormous effect on a relationship to have to keep such a big part of one’s life a secret. I feel that way socially as well. There are some circles I’m in that I just keep my mouth shut and feel like I can’t be myself because it’s just not appropriate for me to mention my work and interest. I don’t remain silent because of any shame I have, but because of the stigma that comes with being an adult performer.

So you’ve done some porn scenes for money. Perhaps you used that money to support your schooling or whatever. Let’s say that you get that law degree (for example) and then decide you’d like to work in that profession. Employers are very savvy nowadays about doing background checks. Between the internet and social networking sites, it’s becoming increasingly difficult to maintain privacy or hide things you’ve done publicly from others. If you’ve done a porn scene, there’s a good chance that a company and someone within a company will find it. Maybe not right away. But eventually they find it. You have to be prepared to accept the fact that many employers will not hire you because of adult work you may have done. I’ve experienced that first hand. I once worked at a law firm doing legal support. I was there for nearly two years without anyone finding out I did porn. Then one day it was discovered. And I was “laid-off”. I will admit that they were as nice about it as possible, but they did end my relationship with the firm. At the next firm I worked at, it was discovered the first week I was there. Fortunately, the administration was clearly staffed with open-minded people who didn’t see a conflict with my adult work and my professional abilities in that setting. Not everyone is so lucky though.

There are also peripheral problems. My ex-girlfriend and I were once asked to leave an apartment because of our work in porn. Our website was discovered by one of our neighbors. To this day, I don’t know who it was, but have an idea. Whoever it was, this person began leaving harassing notes on our door. First, it began with complaining about loud sex though our sex had been the same the whole year previously. Then it was claims that they could hear porn coming from our apartment, and that families and children shouldn’t have to be exposed to those sounds. Finally, it escalated to claims that we were disgusting animals that objectified women. These notes were no longer posted on our doors, but also common areas within the building for all our neighbors to see. We had discussions with our landlord who suggested that as long as our behavior remained private, he would have no problem letting us remain in the building. He did indicate though that he couldn’t tolerate additional notes. Clearly this was a situation where people were not complaining about actual instances, but just didn’t approve of what we did and decided to cause a problem for us. There would be nothing we could do to avoid their harassment. Subsequently, he let us out of our lease, gave us our full deposit back without even inspecting the apartment, and we moved.

These are the realities of being a porn performer, and these are just a few examples. Many more problems and more serious problems can occur. While being a porn performer can be fun and glamorous at times, it comes with its problems. Porn is stigmatized, and you will be stigmatized as a person for doing porn. If you pursue this, think about the ramifications you may face. You may decide that it’s not worth any hot pussy or a paycheck.

It was a Super Bowl Indeed

What a great game! I actually bet Miss Morgana Moon $10 that Indianapolis would win. I wanted New Orleans to win, but I really thought the Colts would take it. I’m excited for the city of New Orleans though. This is great for them. To be in that city after this victory must have been amazing! I watched the game at a friendly neighborhood bar with friends and had a blast. We drank. We ate. We talked. We laughed. It couldn’t have been more perfect. Though it actually did become more perfect.

My friend has a crush on a guy and we went to this bar to meet up with him. Unfortunately for my friend, he was there with his girlfriend. And fortunately for me, his girlfriend’s friend was there too. This absolutely beautiful, thin, intelligent, dark-haired hottie made-0ut with me at the bar. She kisses so deeply and passionately. I like a lot of tongue, and she was eager to share. She’s gorgeous and tall, and will hopefully let me take her to dinner in the near future. A perfect way to end my evening.

So what does all this have to do with Megan Fox? Nothing really. She did come up in conversation last night which is why I’m thinking of her, but does anyone need an excuse to see her topless? Ugh… I might actually give-up a nut to just cum on those tits one time.

Super Bowl Sunday

You’d think the last place someone from New Orleans would want to be is a football stadium. Last time they went to one en masse, things didn’t turn-out so well. But I suppose the Saints getting a shot against the Indianapolis Colts is as good as any. I think the Colts are going to win, but I’m rooting for the Saints. It would be great for NOLA to bring home a championship. I’m not a huge football fan, but I do enjoy watching the games and I’m looking forward to today’s game. Hopefully the beautiful Morgana Moon will be joining me to watch it.

On another note, I had a wonderful time last night with some friends I hadn’t seen in awhile. It was great catching up over some drinks. Some time ago, they had come to my place for beer and pizza. We were going to split the bill that night, but they inadvertently left leaving me with the tab. I had since forgotten about it and it was no big deal, but the reminded me of it last night and wanted to cover drinks for me, which was really sweet. However, in our drunken handling of the check, one of them tried to work out my contribution by putting in a hundred dollar bill of mine and handing me a ten back. Hmmm… reminded me of a pizza I once bought! So that’s how they get away with it! :-) Thank you again though you two.

Anyway, I better go polish my beer-can-helmet and get ready for the game. Happy Super Bowl Sunday!

Amy Winehouse on Glee?

It was reported that Amy Winehouse is a fan of Glee and would like to be on the show. I have to admit that I might actually watch that piece of shit show if she was on. There’s only one role she could possibly play and that’s high school drug dealer. It would actually lead to a fun season finale where one of the characters could die of a heroin overdose. On a different note, I must say that I like the new tits, Amy. It balances your body out nicely. Now go get fucked up!